Christopher David Bate

I like to write short films to make strangers happy and prove my worth on the Earth.

January 29, 2012 at 3:45pm
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goteamjosh:

I’m currently trying to upload my Backstreet Boys cover, but in the meantime you can check out the cover I uploaded first. It’s an internet song medley featuring FRIDAY by Rebecca Black, Bed Intruder Song by Antoine Dodson, Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley, and Double Rainbow by Paul “Bear” Vasquez. ENJOY! 

Please reblog and spread the good word!

January 23, 2012 at 4:38pm
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mintypineapple:

intrinsicallyfuckedup:

kevhatesyou:

woody allen rules.

I really want a Woody Allen marathon, seems like a thing everyone should do once. Anyone wanna join? No? Okay.

I love Woody Allen! I’ve been meaning to expose my girlfriend to him.

Wow. That did not sound right.

—- My ultimate hero. I still can’t believe I got to see him in person.

(Source: marlak)

3:49pm
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Neil's New Robot and MonAnon at ConNooga! →

mintypineapple:

Neil’s New Robot and Monsters Anonymous will be playing in the Short FilmFest at ConNooga! It starts at 2 PM in the Finley Lecture Hall on Friday Feb. 17th! Please be there if you can! Also, various Minty Pineapple videos will be playing on ConNoogaTV in all of the hotel rooms and around the con!

January 17, 2012 at 5:24pm
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I wish I looked like this. 

I wish I looked like this. 

3:43pm
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I like my hip-hop something crazy. This is mad enough.

I like my hip-hop something crazy. This is mad enough.

2:14pm
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January 12, 2012 at 4:52pm
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Do other people do this?

inflatedmoose:

Toni: You found a stray kitty! Take her in? y/n?

 Joseph Steven Heath: y

 Toni: The kitty pounces on you and showers you with affection. She looks hungry. What do you do?

 Joseph Steven Heath: Feed kitty.

 Toni: feed kitty what?

Joseph Steven Heath: Cat food.

Toni: you do not have that item

Joseph Steven Heath: I.

Toni: You have a pocket knife a wallet some duct tape and a fish

Joseph Steven Heath: Give cat fish.

 Toni: The cat happily accepts your gracious offer. She is now indebted to you. She follows you everywhere.

Joseph Steven Heath: Look in wallet.

Toni: You look inside your wallet. There’s 500 dollars in cash; A drivers license that almost certainly isn’t yours; a punch card to Speedy GO Lunch Subs; and an AA chip.

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