Jan. 12, 2012 at 4:52pm with 9 notes
Reblogged from inflatedmoose
Do other people do this?

inflatedmoose:

Toni: You found a stray kitty! Take her in? y/n?

 Joseph Steven Heath: y

 Toni: The kitty pounces on you and showers you with affection. She looks hungry. What do you do?

 Joseph Steven Heath: Feed kitty.

 Toni: feed kitty what?

Joseph Steven Heath: Cat food.

Toni: you do not have that item

Joseph Steven Heath: I.

Toni: You have a pocket knife a wallet some duct tape and a fish

Joseph Steven Heath: Give cat fish.

 Toni: The cat happily accepts your gracious offer. She is now indebted to you. She follows you everywhere.

Joseph Steven Heath: Look in wallet.

Toni: You look inside your wallet. There’s 500 dollars in cash; A drivers license that almost certainly isn’t yours; a punch card to Speedy GO Lunch Subs; and an AA chip.

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  1. crunchboy reblogged this from inflatedmoose and added:
    like these two people.
  2. typesetjez replied:
  3. paragonofnewfluffytown said: this is definitely a regular occurrence in my life. though perhaps not as lengthy of commands/descriptions; we usually do it over SMS.
  4. inflatedmoose posted this